The phorbes list

The rich and the powerful have had enough of forbes and his bloody list. Its time for a new list, they say. And who better to do it than ahem... your fav blogger ;) Presenting the Phorbes list 08. Where glamour clamours to be...

1. Sania Mirza -
Topping our list is the Hyderabadi bombshell. For her tennis and nothing else... I swear. With all the publicity she gets... I wonder how she handles those balls!

2. Aamir Khan-
The perfectionist finds his way to no 2 on the list. Not surprising.. Of course, its not the first time he's been no 2 (oops!).

3. John Terry
Chelsea captain. In the list for his spirit of sportsmanship. He lets the best team win, all the time!

4. Warren Buffet-
Phorbe's billion dollar baby. Built his empire with the stock market. Basically he's a NYSE guy!

5. Himmesh Reshammiya-
The CAPacitor. He stores enough charge to discharge the entire nation.

6. Yijay Mallya-
Lives the playboy life. The king of turnovers. Bought one of IPL's most expensive teams and 'turned it over' into perfect phorbes material.

7. Britney Spears-
A kickass resume with an honorary diploma in haircutting. Spikes anyone?

8. Bill Clinton-
So what if Hillary loses. There's always Monika darlin next time...! In the phorbes list for his never say die attitude.

9. Shoaib Akhtar-
The ban-buster.
So what if you dope.
You can always claim that it was coke!

10. Rino Ravi
A big time forbes wannabe. Way to go chum, you've already made it to phorbes!